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Shaken, Not Sober
$35.99
An octopus has officially taken over happy hour—and your martini. This electric-blue design mixes nautical chaos, strong drinks, and pirate-bar energy for anyone who knows cocktails taste better near the water.
The Shaken, Not Sober tee features an electric-blue octopus taking over a dripping martini glass. It’s nautical happy-hour chaos with just the right amount of pirate-bar energy.
Printed on a lightweight soft-style tee with a comfortable unisex fit. Soft, breathable, and ready for the boat, the bar, or wherever the night gets weird.